Contacts are not that bad you guys......
More comfortable than glasses you know. takes me 5 seconds to pop them in each morning. And also, I dont look stupid like I did with glasses
My glasses were the size of tennis balls. Imagine those on a poor little ewok.
I might actually get a pair of unique contacts. Sit on the porch, look like a fake decoration in spooky clothes with pure black eyes. Then all of the sudden, roll my eyes back and scare the living daylights out of some little kid.