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Well, here's the latest rumor from Coming Attractions ...
Believe it or not ... probably more "not".
For years Star Wars fans have been trying to wonder what the set of circumstances were that led to the fateful lightsaber duel between Anakin Skywalker and his master, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Ever since the release of A New Hope, the theory advanced was that Skywalker fell into a molten pit, was rescued most likely by agents of the Emperor and transformed into the cyborg visage of Darth Vader. In the novelization of Return of the Jedi it's suggested that the molten pit may have been a volcano or lake of lava but Lucasfilm has never fully endorsed either tales as the official story. Episode III is expected to settle the matter for once and for all.
Enter our latest scooper, an individual who wishes to call himself by the Ithorian name of "Momaw Nadon". According to Momaw, he works at the Ranch and knows precisely what happens to Anakin during his duel with Obi-Wan but more importantly he knows what planet their duel takes place on...and why that planet no longer exists by the time A New Hope begins.
It's an interesting idea and that's why we're going to show it to you. As with most of the Star Wars "insider" info we receive, we won't believe a word of it until either our scooper proves to us that they can be trusted or if their prophecy about what company's attention we'll attract comes to pass. Still, even if it's nothing more than some fanboy getting his rocks off, Momaw's idea would tie up all the loose strings left dangling about where the green and lush paradise of Naboo is when the events of Episodes IV - VI take place...
"I think it´s about time to give you THE scoop of the year. First, let me say that I work at The Ranch, and I had the chance to look at some preliminary drawings of the third chapter of the Star Wars saga.
"Onto to the stuff: just like any SW fan knows, Anakin Skywalker falls into a 'molten pit', is badly burned and then rescued by Palpatine, who molds him into Darth Vader.
"Well.
"Anakin DOES fall on a pit of lava, that´s for sure. But the twist is that the lava is NOT from a new planet. The ofter- rumoured 'fire planet', that will tie in with the other 'element planets' (Tattoine = Earth, Hoth = Ice, Kamino = Water) is actually NABOO, that´s being slowly disintegrated by a prototype Death Star built by Sidious (if you remember, in the end of Episode II, Dooku hands the plans of the Death Star to Sidious).
"That´s it for now. Use the info as you see fit, but beware. Lucasfilm may threaten to sue you, and you know exactly what it means. It means that this 'rumour' is true."
Believe it or not ... probably more "not".