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Reply to this thread, telling us what activities or events you would have at the cantina to increase business, if you ran the place. (Be creative)
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Wow...Boru's list really takes the cake. I'd start up Muppet night once a week.....where Muppets drink for free. Not only would calamity and hijinks ensue, but it would allow for a great battle of the bands: Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes vs. Dr. Teeth and Electric Mayhem!
Well, in addition to serving the Cantina's newest drinks, the Flamin' Ewok and Ewok smoothies, I would put my menagerie of captive Gungans to good use by playing some of the Trade Federation's favorite bar games.......
Smack the Gungan
Kick the Gungan
Throttle the Gungan
Wedgie the Gungan
Poke the Gungan in the eye
Giving the Gungan a Chinese Burn and a dead leg
(From the Home Office in Muncie Indiana) Top Ten Ways to Increase Chalmun's Cantina Buisness 10)Marvin the Paranoid Android is your valet 9)Max Quardropleen is your M.C. . 8)New house band:Lounge Against the Machine 7)D.J. Dangermouse and M.C. Pee-Pants 6)Whip 'Em Out Wedensdays 5)I.S.I.N. (Imperial Service Industry Nite) 4)No number 4-writer doing his part and getting blitzed @ Chalmun's 3)Private booths w/Blue Milk Bottle Service 2)Gaming (Sabbac/Dejarik/Dabo Tables/Will Vader Kill an Imperial?/Yhatzee!)
AND THE #1 WAY TO IMPROVE CHALMUN'S CATINA BUISNESS: Your new bartenders-David Hasslehoff and Lindsay Lohan
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