Star Wars Jokes ... bad ones!

Buzz Bumble

Furry Ewok
I did warn you they were bad ...

Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: On the dark side.

Q: What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
A: Luke-warm.

Q: What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
A: The outside.

There's a sale at the Maul ... everything's half-off.

:rolleyes:
 

Buzz Bumble

Furry Ewok
Q: What's playing on the Death Star radio station this month?
A: Sithmas Carols.

Q: What's Darth Vader's favourite Sithmas song?
A: "All I want for Sithmas is my two front teeth ... and my two legs, and my arm ..."

Q: What's Leia's favourite Christmas song?
A: "I remember mommy kissing Anakin ..."

:)
 

Buzz Bumble

Furry Ewok
You'll need to know about the UK show Doctor Who to get this one ...

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Buzz Bumble

Furry Ewok
Q: Who is the rudest character in all of Hollywood?
A: R2-D2 ... they have to beep-out every word he says!

An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and …… soda.”

The bartender says, “Sure thing, but why the little pause?”

“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”
 
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