More new items at ThinkGeek.com ... Star Wars Epic Wall Art A 10.5 feet by 6 feet of incredible multi-panel poster (pre-pasted, like some wallpaper rolls) of the original Star Wars movie poster ... and only US$148.99. More details Star Wars Wampa Rug A fake bear skin rug that looks like a Hoth Wampa. US$99.99. More details And just for WookieeCookie ... Bacon Scented Candles These candles are infused with the essence of real rendered bacon fat which, when burned, emit possibly the most pleasant aroma ever concocted by man or god. US$15.99. More details
Have you been reading my Facebook staus? Bacon scented candle is evil torture!! But has 0 calories...
Nope, I don't bother with Facebook. (Although I might if and when I ever get a new computer since a lot of competitions are run through that system). I was just referring to your comment before about bacon wallets. There's apparently a bit of bacon stuff on ThinkGeek.com ... they like it too. One of their emails said something like "There's nothing that can't be improved by adding {can't recall} or bacon." I can't remember what the first thing was, I think it was something sweet like ice cream.
This weeks email was straight into the bacon ... There was also a few new Star wars items ... Star Wars Rebel Pilot Headphones Luke doesn't like listening to Yoda. Did he really want to get into his X-Wing and fly to Cloud City to rescue his friends? Or, did he just want to slip his Rebel Pilot Headphones back on and cruise to the jams of the hit Max Rebo/Modal Nodes blockbuster? Well, we're not sure, but we do know that the infrasound bass line of "Chubba Wonka Plop" (the aforementioned hit) is killer--as is the sound production of these Rebel Pilot Headphones. Sure, they won't produce infrasound without an X-Wing's sound adaptor, but they look and sound like a million credits. More details Star Wars Celebration V exclusive items! Two of our merchant monkeys attended Star Wars Celebration V and were able to totally geek out with our Lucasfilm buddies. They saw and did things that made the rest of us back home at World Domination HQ very, very jealous. We're sure if you had friends that attended Celebration you were probably green as Greedo with envy too. But we're cooler than your friends. Y'know why? We brought tons of Star Wars Celebration V goodies home for you! Get a Wampa Plush with detachable arm, Iggy the assassin droid's coffee mug, a Hoth Blue Milk stein, or some sweet Star Wars t-shirts. Each item is extremely limited quantity, so snag 'em now before they're gone forever. More details Classic Empire Boba Fett T-shirt More details Star Wars X-Wing T-shirt More details
Star Wars Garden Jawa Lawn Ornament - Not in the desert anymore! US$34.99. More details TIE Advanced x1 Starfighter Schematic T-shirt US$19.99 - US$20.99. More details R2-D2 Remote Control Watch US$29.99. More details And especially for the bacon-aholics ... Bacon and Cupcake Toothpastes US$4.99 each. More details Bacon and Cupcake Dental Floss US$3.99 each. More details
Erica has the Garden Jawa....it's pretty awesome. Like most resin lawn decor, it won't last long in the sun and elements though, so buy one to keep inside, and one to use outside.
Trash Compactor Bookends US$199.99. More details It's listed as "buy one half, get the other half free". Leia can just be seen in the image peeking out from behind Han's shoulder.
With 100+ Star Wars novels, any bookends would have to be in separate rooms. Star Wars Vader's Dark Side Roast Coffee US$14.99. More detail Darth Vader Cookie Jar US$99.99. More detail Star Wars Craft Book US$19.99. More detail Plus for US Father's Day, they are running this giveaway with a huge prize pack (only open in some countires though ) and have six free cards you can download to print, including this Star Wars one (click on the image to download the PDF):
Star Wars Costume Hoodies (US$49.99) More details Star Wars Dark Side T-shirt (US$24.99) More details Star Wars Good Guys T-shirt (US$24.99) More details Vader's Mug Shot T-shirt (US$29.99) More details
A couple of new board games at ThinkGeek.com ... Operation R2-D2 (US$29.99) A Star Wars-ised version of the old electronic medical board game Operation. Can you remove that bad motivator without touching the sides? More details. Star Wars R2-D2 Trouble (US$22.99) A Clone Wars-ised version of the old board game Trouble (aka Ludo). More details.
Star Wars Limited Edition Moleskines - Write your own prequels Moleskine notebooks have been prized by artists and authors for years. Something about them just inspires genius. Just think how awesome the Star Wars prequels could have been if Darth Lucas wrote them on these Star Wars Moleskine Notebooks. Two sizes, two styles, and lined or unlined, these Moleskines are the most beautiful notebooks in this (or any other) galaxy. As a bonus, each one comes with a mini version of the original Brothers Hildebrandt poster. Get 'em quick, though, because they are limited edition! US$14.95 - US$19.95 More details Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick - Limited quantities in December Here at ThinkGeek, whenever we plan our monthly dinner party for Dark Lords of the Sith it's always a fiasco. You know, lots of arguments about the reliability of AT-ATs and then things usually devolve into force-choking contests. Luckily our robot monkeys made a deal with Lucasfilm to create the stylish Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick. Not only do these detailed replicas look great on your table, the heavyweight all-metal construction is perfect for Force-whipping upside someone's head who can't seem to shut up about exhaust port failures. US$39.99 More details Star Wars Calendar - Saga Class of 2012 Remember back in the day when everyone got those double exposure portraits? This Star Wars calendar reminds us of those, except way cooler. (Maybe Vader rocked a sweet mullet under that helmet. We'll never know.) Each month features a different character from the Star Wars saga and plenty of room to write in your important dates and appointments. Now if only it shot lasers. US$12.99 More details
How to Speak Wookiee, US$16.99 It's not wise to upset a Wookiee, not if you enjoy having your arms firmly rooted in their sockets. So if you're on an intergalactic voyage, you'd like to know that you're saying, "Thank you for your hospitality, dinner was delicious" not "I want to Force choke your delicious children." Luckily for us, Wu Kee Smith speaks Wookiee fluently and will show you the basics of the language so you can keep your life and limbs when exploring the galaxy. This book is a primer on the Wookiee language and includes a sound board with recordings of real Wookiees, so you can learn from native speakers. More details Star Wars Mini Lightsaber Dark Side Detector, US$12.99 (Save 13%) here are signs that a child will grow up to be a horrible, sociopathic adult. But sometimes, everyone misses the signs, as evidenced by all those serial killers with totally clueless family members and neighbors. "He seemed like a nice, normal guy," they'll tell the local news. "I never knew he'd be capable of something like this... all these printers... with their -- *sniffle* -- feed trays bashed in... WITH A BASEBALL BAAAAAT! Oh my gosh... such carnage... why? WHY?" Wouldn't you like to know after an afternoon of building a fun electrical project whether your child will grow up to be evil? Sure you would, which is why we're bringing you the ultimate truth-telling device, the Mini Lightsaber Dark Side Detector. Sure, your wee geek will learn all sorts of nifty things about electricity and science, but the important part is at the very end. When your child turns the lightsaber on, their destiny will be revealed: blue for Light Side and red for the Dark Side. What you do if the blade turns red, well, we aren't responsible. ENJOY! More details
The How to Speak Wookiee book is pretty awesome. Snagged one at Walmart for Erica when the Blu-Rays came out. Great artwork by jAKE! and some funny little in-jokes.
New from the wacky ThinkGeek.com team comes... For those with piles of spare cash, there's a Game of Thrones life-size throne replica at "only" US$29,999.99 ... and despite being "over $75" it does not qualify for free within-US shipping!
