The Late Show with Dave Letterman is going to have a Star Wars top 10 tonight. 11:35pm EST, CBS.
Late Show SW Top Ten
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starwax137
New Recruit
Yeah, what was it?
Barada
Saboteur
I found it posted on Snowtroopers.ca.
Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A "Star Wars" Character
10. C-3PO: "May the Force be with the Miami Heat--daddy's got 20 large riding on them."
9. Storm Trooper: "Ask your doctor or pharmacist if Cialis is right for you."
8. Ewok: "Seacrest, out!"
7. Darth Maul: "The only good thing ever to come from planet Earth is fish sticks."
6. R2-D2: "I just hooked up backstage with an ice machine."
5. Imperial Guard: "The only people more powerful than I are Emperor Palpatine and Oprah."
4. Chewbacca: "We got spaceships and lightsabers, but nobody can find me a damn razor."
3. Jango Fett: "Let's put on some Al Jarreau so me and you can get freaky."
2. Tuscan Raider: "How bad is CBS screwed without 'Everybody Loves Raymond'?"
1. Darth Vader: "I once used the force to open a jar of Vlasic kosher pickles."
I see Letterman's lists are still as UNfunny as ever. Not one of these even made me smile.
Barada
Top Ten Things Never Before Said By A "Star Wars" Character
10. C-3PO: "May the Force be with the Miami Heat--daddy's got 20 large riding on them."
9. Storm Trooper: "Ask your doctor or pharmacist if Cialis is right for you."
8. Ewok: "Seacrest, out!"
7. Darth Maul: "The only good thing ever to come from planet Earth is fish sticks."
6. R2-D2: "I just hooked up backstage with an ice machine."
5. Imperial Guard: "The only people more powerful than I are Emperor Palpatine and Oprah."
4. Chewbacca: "We got spaceships and lightsabers, but nobody can find me a damn razor."
3. Jango Fett: "Let's put on some Al Jarreau so me and you can get freaky."
2. Tuscan Raider: "How bad is CBS screwed without 'Everybody Loves Raymond'?"
1. Darth Vader: "I once used the force to open a jar of Vlasic kosher pickles."
I see Letterman's lists are still as UNfunny as ever. Not one of these even made me smile.
Barada
Jedi Daniel
Geek Jedi
Well that was crap, not funny at all.
The R2 quote was funny...
JediSearch
S.C.A.L.P. Special Ops
None of it made any sense.
IG-PPO
Sith Hamsters Handler
It was just typical Letterman. I don't watch Letterman but he seems to "rehash" the same jokes over and over. Does anyone remember his Ophra-Uma fiasco when he hosted the Oscar a few years ago, repeting the line every 15 min.
That is why LENO got the job and you didn't!
That is why LENO got the job and you didn't!