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It's ThinkGeek.com's 13th Birthday and they're running a competition to win a $1000 spending spree ...
Don't tell us you forgot about August 13.
There's still plenty of time to send a Black Forest cake, plan a surprise party with the 501st, and give us what we always wanted: a TARDIS. Or maybe a hoverboard. A holodeck would be nice, too.
Actually, we should give you a gift for keeping us ThinkGeek monkeys around for a whopping 13 years! It's been a fun, geeky ride and we couldn't have done it without you. No, really, your bodies help power the ThinkGeek matrix -- just don't take that red pill, please.
So in honor of you, we hope you'll join our 13th birthday celebrations by entering to win a $1,000 ThinkGeek shopping spree! Enter by 11:59pm on August 7, 2012, and we'll contact our random winner by August 13 -- just in time for that cake.
Looking for legalese? It's right here (PDF).