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Reply to this thread, telling us what activities or events you would have at the cantina to increase business, if you ran the place. (Be creative)
the winner will be randomly selected and named in this thread in "about" two weeks
I would Have a free female night
( that would bring in a lot of money)
( 3 males for 1 female)
A shooting range for Han Solo to use That way he wouldn't have to "Worry about the Mess"
Lots of guys would turn up if they thought they could get a free female.....
To increase business, there could be Themed nights with a variety of events :-
Monday - Wookie nite
Tuesday - Ewok throwing competition
Wednesday - Padawan Idol
Thursday - Lightsaber Juggling - not for the faint hearted
Friday - Twi'Lek wrestling
Saturday - Wamp Rat Racing
Sunday - Droids allowed nite - no disintegrations
Hmm...well I'd probably ban brawls and allow droids in.
Wow...Boru's list really takes the cake. I'd start up Muppet night once a week.....where Muppets drink for free. Not only would calamity and hijinks ensue, but it would allow for a great battle of the bands: Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes vs. Dr. Teeth and Electric Mayhem!
and don't forget the Swedish chef - borsk, borsk, borsk
Free UFC pay-per-view.
I got this set in another contest, so I'll let this one slide. It makes a nice display.
wet t-shirt contest that always brings them in
I'm going to take that one step further and and say wet Gargan t-shirt contest. (Yarna d'al' excluded.)
How about "If You've Ever Had a Limb Severed" Night.
I would build a mud pit, and every Saturday night the ladies could go at it.
Well, in addition to serving the Cantina's newest drinks, the Flamin' Ewok and Ewok smoothies, I would put my menagerie of captive Gungans to good use by playing some of the Trade Federation's favorite bar games.......
Smack the Gungan
Kick the Gungan
Throttle the Gungan
Wedgie the Gungan
Poke the Gungan in the eye
Giving the Gungan a Chinese Burn and a dead leg
I would have Star Wars TCG tournaments.
Today's the two Week point!! I wonder who's going to win!?!?!?
(From the Home Office in Muncie Indiana)
Top Ten Ways to Increase Chalmun's Cantina Buisness
10)Marvin the Paranoid Android is your valet
9)Max Quardropleen is your M.C. .
8)New house band:Lounge Against the Machine
7)D.J. Dangermouse and M.C. Pee-Pants
6)Whip 'Em Out Wedensdays
5)I.S.I.N. (Imperial Service Industry Nite)
4)No number 4-writer doing his part and getting blitzed @ Chalmun's
3)Private booths w/Blue Milk Bottle Service
2)Gaming (Sabbac/Dejarik/Dabo Tables/Will Vader Kill an Imperial?/Yhatzee!)
AND THE #1 WAY TO IMPROVE CHALMUN'S CATINA BUISNESS:
Your new bartenders-David Hasslehoff and Lindsay Lohan
"That is All"
(A.K.A.-Spencer Dean Welch II?:>})
Will the winner be chosen today???
i would choose to have a once a week "guess that wookie contest!" by the way they howl! the winner gets a bronze plaque of a stormtroopers arm.
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