25 lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "pants"

wookiee_cookiee

Moderator
Staff member
25 lines from Star Wars Tthat can be improved if you substitute the word
"pants"


1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my
old master.

2. You are unwise to lower your pants.

3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to
retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.

7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.

15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.

16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily
guarded than this.

19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for
your sister!

21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.

23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my
pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.


Thanks to Princess Melly from the ewanspotting boards & http://www.thehumorarchives.com
 

Borsk

Administrator
Staff member
Ok, I'll take a stab at this...

26. I want my pants back! I'm going to need them to get out of this slimy mudhole!

27. That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.

28. I'm altering the pants. Pray I don't alter them any further.


:monkey:
 

Borsk

Administrator
Staff member
29. We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Should I have your pants standing by?

30. I have... acquired pants in a game of chance. The fastest ever built.

hmm, those weren't as good, but I had to make it an even 30.

:bunny:
 

AmShak

Senior Moderator
Staff member
33...

How long have you had these pants?
About three or four seasons
They're not for sale if you want them
Let me see your pants
You don't need to see his pants
We don't need to see his pants
These aren't the pants you're looking for
These aren't the pants we're looking for
He can go about his business
You can go about your business
Move along
Move along... move along
 
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