(From the Home Office in Muncie Indiana)
Top Ten Ways to Increase Chalmun's Cantina Buisness
10)Marvin the Paranoid Android is your valet
9)Max Quardropleen is your M.C. .
8)New house band:Lounge Against the Machine
7)D.J. Dangermouse and M.C. Pee-Pants
6)Whip 'Em Out Wedensdays...